February 2012
infiltratedsafety asked: this you may laugh at. only because you kinda jinxed me. but remember how you said i'd be fucked if anyone ever found my blog? well. my mom did. she made a tumblr and has been creeping for god knows how long and i'm pretty sure she knows i did molly. and well. if she found me she found dustin too. so yeah. i'm fucked. she's been a bitch to me the past couple days and that...
Watchgodlovessean:
blazeforbetterdayz:
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha awwww.
I’m marrying him
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Okay. When I ask for a specific drink and...
limitlesscuriosity:
I get pissed.
I said cinnamon dolce CREME. Which means no expresso. It’s like a steamer. Instead you give me a latte.
I was the only car in the drive thru an there were two cars in the parking lot.
WHY IS GETTING MY DRINK RIGHT SO DIFFICULT?
Espresso
Were you told as a child how cruel the whole world can be? Did anybody ever tell you that? Tell me what your purpose is? Who it was that put you here and why? Did anybody really put you here at all? And what of those necessities? Like how to cope with tragedy and pain? Did anybody ever show you how? When it hits will my heart burst or break or grow strong? Is there really only one way to know...
If you have people hating,
you know you’re doing better than they.
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Anonymous asked: Your tattoos are really dumb. One's bastardizing a culture, and the other you'll regret in in no time. Good job.
thugniloquent:
these fucking cat gifs are my favorite god bless u google for having a “visually similar images” search option god bless u chiyo-chans dad god bless the internet