February 2012
princemilk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
voodoo-acid-child:
I want some motherfucking guacamole
“and I still get to talk to you every now and then
definition of “over” doesn’t...”
– Slug (via atmosphereyo)
Watchunfreshing:
stuck-on-styles:
glamydia:
a stretch we learned at church camp (◕‿◕✿)
oh my god sam 90k notes
infiltratedsafety asked: this you may laugh at. only because you kinda jinxed me. but remember how you said i'd be fucked if anyone ever found my blog? well. my mom did. she made a tumblr and has been creeping for god knows how long and i'm pretty sure she knows i did molly. and well. if she found me she found dustin too. so yeah. i'm fucked. she's been a bitch to me the past couple days and that...
